Kingdom of Dumpling

A huge crap in the toilet, with lots of dumplings.

Dave: Wanna see a movie, Jules?
Jules: Sure, but I'll be visiting the Kingdom of Dumpling for the next 20 minutes.
Dave: OK, T-20min and counting. Good luck.

by Chad Wellington II August 1, 2010

death dumpling

Slang term for a fat goth chick.

"I'm so drunk even the death dumplings are looking good."

by exbouncer415 March 11, 2009

sweater dumplings

Small breasts accented by a tight clingy sweater such that the size and shape of each breast is visible for inspection.

That chick has some nice sweater dumplings.

by Fredburger_Yes July 8, 2019

Cum Dumpling

A mans ballsack

“Yeah, lemme lick your cum dumpling”

by barb-a-q November 24, 2019

salty dumplings

When a guy swims in the ocean and sea salt gets stuck on his balls, leaving a salty taste for the person giving him a blow job after the swim.

Jessica: Bob gave me salty dumplings after his trip to the beach.
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?

by CheesyBoi December 12, 2017

Musty Dumpling

When u shit directly into a vagina

She begged me to give her a musty dumpling. No wonder her
Pussy stank

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

Straight dumplings

Used to signify that something is bull shit or not worth the trouble or effort.

I wanna try taking AP next year

Nah bro that shits straight dumplings

by Parzival1337 November 9, 2021