Car crusher

A useless machine that only wastes money.

Why the hell did you crush that car?! It had many good parts on it still!
Car crushers are mechanical murderers that don’t go to jail.

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 8, 2022

Jaw Crusher

He's the almighty supreme leader, and he loves rice. Leader of the Asian Boys organization, he aims for his club to be the best. When Sprout was released, he made a whole video about Sprout ruining his feelings and now, he somewhat regrets that plant being put into the game. He's also a (cool) Discord admin, and loves baiting Joosh in real life. The crusher of jaws himself calls Masterking and Andy bad, and thinks that his mods are slacking.

He's really into Marvel and superhero stuff, really likes those movies and mass pinging.

Masterking: Why did Jaw Crusher call me bad?
Andy: Because he thinks you're folding the game.
Masterking: What a dictator!

by captaincto January 3, 2022

Kitty crusher

Fuckin' the pussy so hard it looks like it exploded

Guy 1: Man that guy looks like a kitty crusher
Guy 2: yeah I heard he wrecks cunts

by Deathcorekid182 May 6, 2015

soft crusher

When you crush yourself with a mattress.

Person A: I'm bored.
Person B: Do you have any spare mattresses?
Person A: Yeah. Why?
Person B: Want to do some soft crushers?
Person A: Yeah!

by ChameleonDragon March 12, 2018

tennessee crusher

It's when something like a lobster or angry women grabs a vice grip and squeezes your balls so tight you turn into peewee Herman.

Holy shit you see that shit!?
"What?"
Dude that lobster just gave Timmy a Tennessee crusher
Oh shit yea he was sounding like he had helium tank shoved up his ass.
That bitch made Timmy sound like mike Tyson

by Xgh0stx May 5, 2014

can crusher

"While doing a chick on her back, you stand up, pick her hips off the ground, twist her legs, and drop down into her"

"I told the ho I was into the environment, and then pulled the can crusher"

by mattz62 May 28, 2008

Crusher of Worlds

When a behemoth of a man has intercourse with a midget, then fucks her so hard the pussy is now unrecognizable, then proceeds to grab a butternut squash filled with platypus semen and freezes it then force her to eat said squash then you inject her with your own piss and semen while passing a kidney stone inside her thus creating a Dijon mustard like paste, after all of the butternut squash it finished you force feed her laxatives while fucking her, as soon as she makes the fattest shit known to man kind you eat it and throw it up into the pussy along with the entirety of a roast beef you had for lunch. thus creating a hell hole resembling the deepest depths of hell.

I took ths midget broad home the other day and gave her the ol' Crusher of Worlds.

by QueefMassa4 March 22, 2023