Every Sentence Breads Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

Every Sentence Breads Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

Every Sentence Breads Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Bum chariot

Various carts--i.e. shopping carts and or baskets--strapped together for use of homeless people to transport their worldly possessions. The longer the cart, or bum chariot, the more materialistic, and thus, un-bum-like the individual is to be considered. A true bum chariot is a group of one or more carts attached to a bicycle, where the homeless person in question would be considered the driver, and the useless crap he has for whatever reason assembled would be considered the chariot itself.

Joe: Oh, no. Here comes Smelly Pete.
Jill: Wait...is he on a bike?
Joe: Oh, my God! He is! He's got himself a bum chariot!
Jill: Way to go, Pete!

by Falconkicks March 31, 2011

Chariot

When one man if fisting two bottoms at the same time.

A: I really enjoy threesome ff play
B: Fuck yea, a man would chariot us so hard

by Ffboi July 9, 2022

chariot faced

When a person gets ridiculously out of control and starts breaking things usually while "rocking out" (in reference to the band The Chariot)

Dude! Did you see Kevin plays drums last night? He got straight chariot faced!

by Kevin Laster June 23, 2008

sweat chariot

The sweaty anus of someone who has been, or is in the process of being, penetrated by a phalus (referred to as a centurion).

I pounded that sweat chariot last night, my centurian creamed everywhere.

by stusx10 March 9, 2019

Seasoned chariot

Action of the word to drife; when someone takes a chariot and rides over a caterpillar, seasoning the chariot with caterpillar insides.

Bro really filled me up like a seasoned chariot

by AncientChariotRider January 8, 2024

ponce chariot

A two wheeled motor vehicle, usually a moped covered in ridiculously pointless mirrors and other rubbish that not only lowers the performance of said vehicle but also makes it more unstable. Usually ridden by suit wearing Ponces of fairy boys.

What a ponce chariot!

Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"

by The Mossfish July 9, 2016