Canadian Robber: "Gimme your stuff"
Man (Not Canadian): Okay *Smirks Because He Know's He's Canadian*
Canadian Robber: Thx, HEY! Why are you smirking?
Man: Cause: Um...I like your shirt!
Canadian Robber: Thanks, you know what? I feel bad here's your condom, gun, weed, and your fake drivers license!
Man: HAHahahaha...thxs *evil smile*
Canadian Robber: Oh wait!
Man: Yes *sweats*
Canadian Robber: Have a good day (: !
Man (Not Canadian): Okay *Smirks Because He Know's He's Canadian*
Canadian Robber: Thx, HEY! Why are you smirking?
Man: Cause: Um...I like your shirt!
Canadian Robber: Thanks, you know what? I feel bad here's your condom, gun, weed, and your fake drivers license!
Man: HAHahahaha...thxs *evil smile*
Canadian Robber: Oh wait!
Man: Yes *sweats*
Canadian Robber: Have a good day (: !
by KGB-Muneerthepioneer January 9, 2020
Get the Canadamug. we all remember what happened under bush, so if america is dumb enough to pick some dumbass republican over obama, then HELLO CANADA!
by Allanator July 6, 2011
Get the canadamug. The country located geographically to the north of the U.S. west of Greenland and across the arctic ocean from Russia. Known internationally for its cold climate, hockey, beer etc. The large Canadian cities like Toronro, Montreal and Vancouver are some of the nicest in the world. Canada is known for it's ability to get along with the rest of the world and its peace keepers. The predominantly caucasian population is thought to be somewhat more racially tolerant than that of the U.S. however this facade quickely fades in private company or in the presence of alcohol. The largest minority in Canada are the aboriginals, who were not exterminated to the same extent as their American counterparts. They have a lower quality of life on average than other groups and so recieve a lot of aid from the governent. This is much to the chagrin of the caucasians.
Stereotypically, other minorities live in fairly insular (thought often quite prosperous) communities, unlike their American counterparts who are thought live in more of a "melting pot."
Canada is known for its universal healthcare and other social programs.
Canada has a small, though highly trained and well organized military.
Canadian inustry is focused mainly in the natural resources and agricultre sectors. The Canadian dollar is usually worth less than the American dollar, though at the time of the writing it is actually worth more.
Canada has Both French and English as it's official languages, and despite the convinience of being able to find English labels and instructions in even the most French parts of Quebec (or French in the most English parts of Alberta), this creates much political discord. There is a mutual antipathy between English and French Canadians.
Stereotypically, other minorities live in fairly insular (thought often quite prosperous) communities, unlike their American counterparts who are thought live in more of a "melting pot."
Canada is known for its universal healthcare and other social programs.
Canada has a small, though highly trained and well organized military.
Canadian inustry is focused mainly in the natural resources and agricultre sectors. The Canadian dollar is usually worth less than the American dollar, though at the time of the writing it is actually worth more.
Canada has Both French and English as it's official languages, and despite the convinience of being able to find English labels and instructions in even the most French parts of Quebec (or French in the most English parts of Alberta), this creates much political discord. There is a mutual antipathy between English and French Canadians.
So you're from Canada eh?
by Chamaecyparis February 10, 2008
Get the Canadamug. Where all the good bands and singers come from. Mostly. And where most good hockey players come from. CANADA ROCKS!
by A random somebody September 21, 2005
Get the canadamug. by ATennisFan March 1, 2010
Get the Canadamug. A safe and NICE country that doesn't go around making enemies, and supressing ppl like our friends down south. We dont oppress ppl so terrorists dont fuck with us.
by Anonymous August 3, 2003
Get the Canadamug. a place where only a few hundred posts back was "completely and utterly economically dependant upon the USA" and now is doing quite well financially regardless of the fact that our neighbour to the south that we so desperately relied on is going through financial collapse
FOX NEWS HOST 3 YEARS AGO: Canada would be Nothing without the United States. If it was for our cash in their economy they'd be living in a third world conditions
REALITY TODAY: America's economy is in the crapper and as a result many countries around the world have also been greatly effected, that is except Canada who despite having such close economic ties with the USA, seems to be barely feeling the pinch of the crisis to the south.
REALITY TODAY: America's economy is in the crapper and as a result many countries around the world have also been greatly effected, that is except Canada who despite having such close economic ties with the USA, seems to be barely feeling the pinch of the crisis to the south.
by bliss727272 July 7, 2009
Get the Canadamug.