Boiling the lobster

A sexual innuendo. Also could be interpreted as sticking your “member” inside a woman’s…and letting it marinade

“Ya bro, I had a few too many and ended up boiling the lobster with her”

by Knob Slopper November 17, 2021

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

boil the bunny bitch

This is in reference to the movie "Fatal Attraction". This is a women who befriends a man and then all of a sudden thinks that they are his girlfriend. They then proceed to lay down a whole bunch of crazy possesive stuff on you. Note that this bitch has never, nor never will sleep with you. Of course, they talk a great game about it. Your reaction goes from flattery (for about a week) to "yo bitch leave me alone".

The only way to get rid of this person (bitch) is lie and tell them that you are considering celebacy or tell them that you found another girlfriend. One of the symptoms of this very sorry individual is that they do not want your dick but no one else is allowed to have it either.

Man, that crazy girl sent me five text messages in a row asking me to call her and then was up my ass the next day, why I didn't call her. I said, yo, you are a boil the bunny bitch and you don't own my dick.

by charliedad June 14, 2009

boiling in the bag

to be a fetus, to be in the uterus, an unborn child

Son, that song is a remake. I was listening to the original version before you were even boiling in the bag.

by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

boil in the bag

BOIL IN THE BAG is a man who takes on sumone elses kids or wrongly believes the kid is his own offspring this is not true hense he is a boil in the bag daddy

pure (boil in the bag) u lad

when you hear a kid calling the man by his real name you think to yourself (boil in the bag)

by csaylenevernoboilinthebagmelad July 5, 2009

boil the ocean

The art of overdoing somthing to the point that it is ridiculous.

In a meeting Tony turns to Todd and says, "C'mon man we dont have to boil the ocean"

by Bromistic Kiwi February 25, 2014

boilin the bunny

Derived from the movie Fatal Attraction in which Glenn Close stalks Michael Douglas and boils his daughter's pet bunny when he refuses to return her calls.

A situation where you have a stalker boyfriend or girlfriend.

A state of mind when your boyfriend or girlfriend won't return you calls, emails or texts.

Man, that girl is totally boilin the bunny crazy.

That dude went all boilin the bunny on me after one date.

I swear I'm gonna go all boilin the bunny if he doesn't text me back.

insane crazy lunatic stalker predator

by crisseypoo April 22, 2010