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Astronaut head

Possessing an extremely large cranium.
Kendra Wilkinson: The skydiving helmet wouldn't fit since I have astronaut head
by biza0re July 12, 2009
mugGet the Astronaut headmug.

Dirty astronaut

Nut in a cherrio bag and put it over the persons head
I gave Keisha the dirty astronaut now she loves NASA
by 146foxyup March 13, 2023
mugGet the Dirty astronautmug.

you little astronaut

nice way of insulting someone. Also a Vsauce reference.
Michael: "What's up? Heh. YOU obviously! You little astronaut..."
mugGet the you little astronautmug.

astronaut pussy

After taking another hit. I was higher than a giraffes pussy. Then I took it another level and turn it up a notch. I went to far and got "astronaut pussy." Damm I wish my girl was Here ...
by Lalakett August 9, 2024
mugGet the astronaut pussymug.

The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
mugGet the The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theoremmug.
"Acronym" for AICP, that means "Artificial Intelegence (generated) Child P**n".
And there's a ton of "Acronyms" More, but if you Just see four words, and the First letters are AICP. It's pro'lly refering to Artificial Intelegence (generated) Child P**n.
They're selling Astronaut's Internet Cold Place on MEGA and DISCORD!!! Imma report them!
by RGER December 11, 2023
mugGet the Astronaut's Internet Cold Placemug.

Astronaut Surprise

On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!
by TheOriginalYeet February 13, 2021
mugGet the Astronaut Surprisemug.

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