your mom

A really lame insult, that if used correctly, can be hilarious. Other wise, it is just stupid.

Good Example:
Person 1: Hey Joe, did you hear we are doing your mom in English?
Person 2: Leave my mom out of this, and I'll leave this (points to dick) out of your mom

Bad Example:
Person 1: Hey Joe, can you get me a coke?
Person 2: Your mom

by they see me rollin March 21, 2009

your mom

A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.

Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom

by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017

Your mom

The person I'd love to fuck every night.

"I want to fuck your mom"
"I fucked your mom"
"I fucked shit out of your mom"

by xxxx_is_al1v3 January 3, 2022

Your Mom

Fat Ugly

your mom.

by DefinitelyNotAstro June 24, 2020

your mom

1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.

1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.

by yourmommy!!! May 5, 2011

your mom

a fat cow on legs

i saw your mom at a farm

by laughmaker5000 September 29, 2019

Your mom

used for bad insults

im tired
your mom is tired

by llamacorn303 November 28, 2016