Technoblade

The second worse thing to ever happen to those orphans

Dude1: who’s that anti-government minecraft pig that likes potatoes and obliterating orphans?
Dude2: that’s oddly specific...
Dude1: don’t ask questions, who is it?
Dude2: technoblade

by Toxitivi_tea frogs April 18, 2021

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A great minecraft bedwars player who is in the dream SMP.

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

by harristsangyt/yasmin May 1, 2021

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A pig that dropkicked a child in self defense.

AYY BRO WASSUP JUST PULLED UP A TECHNOBLADE MOMENT TODAY NOTHIN ELSE

by cheshnut May 2, 2021

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A pig who hates orphans but loves potatoes. also a blood god you should not want to cross playing skywars. (also from the dream smp)

“Blood for the Blood God!” the chat screams at Technoblade

by Asdfloopers:) October 21, 2021

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a pig playing minecraft. Hates baby zombies. Phil is his “dad”

“TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES BABY”

by FNF-kid July 14, 2021

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A minecraft youtuber with over 8 million subscribers. He is known for his wonderful sense of humor, monotone voice, and violence towards orphans (a joke obviously.) He also is a great singer, with classics such as "Blitz."

Some quotes of his:
"If Hypixel has taught me anything, the answer is SLAVERY."
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense! You've gotta believe me!"
"You have got to stop bullying people online." "That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career!"
*Playing a game called "Punch The Bats"* "This video is sponsored by PETA

"TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!"

".. what?"

by i'm very cool, i promise August 10, 2021

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