feminist tears

The main water source of the Dead Sea.

"How do you feel about feminist tears?"

"Sorry mate, too salty for me."

by Spaghetti Noodle February 16, 2018

Tears for Fears

From Arthur Janov's Primal Scream Theory which Roland Orzabal was a bit obsessed with.

Confronting fears with tears

by Vxster December 20, 2003

crocodile tears

fake crying, fake tears

Your crocodile tears can't fool me. I know what your up to.

by Light Joker December 8, 2005

tear-assing

To move quickly about.

The man hopped in the '57 Chevy and went tear-assing through the otherwise quiet city streets.

by Fascion August 1, 2009

white tears

I think it could be a synonym for cum, stored in some kind of case, maybe a sock.

There's her hand now on the cock sock
Filled with white tears from the thrift store

from the song "Carolina" by Adam Green

by urmel aus dem bunker July 23, 2005

Vomit tear

A tear that is shed during a more heroic vomiting episode. Often a single tear.

How's my face paint? I had a solid puke and shed a vomit tear or two

by MacGyver's Apprentice May 16, 2017

Penis Tear

The last drop of cum that can be squeezed out of the penis after ejaculating.

Shit I didn't get that last penis tear out.

I got a penis tear in my boxers.

by Free Dan January 24, 2013