Teacher 

They be the bitches working at school's teaching the students.

1.Sometimes they are mean old hags who live to see students suffer and live their lifes in pain, while they are off sucking dicks off of the preps.

2.Sometimes they be so god damn hot! You be sprung!

3.Occasionaly there is some teachers who actually let you learn.

1."Mrs. Hag, I turned in my homework."
"Bitch! Betta get outta my face!"
"But?"
"Outta my face"*snap* *snap*

2."Woah check out Mrs. Hot she's so god damn hot I just wanna eat out tonight!

3."Mr. Wang is teaching for once."
"SHUT THE F-CK UP BITCH!"

Teacher by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005

Teacher 

Someone who decides to work for 7 hours, getting shit ass pay for something they do for 7 to 10 years of their life. They always torture students with their strict standards, tons of classwork, and if they decide that they want to crave torturing students EVEN FUCKIN' MORE!!!, they decide to give you homework, which usually will take hours, to prepare you for a final exam that you never did care about. See homework, HW, asshole

Middle schooler1 to middle schooler 2:
Man, my teacher doesn't give two Sh*ts about our lives. She piles on the HW and never lets us do anything in class when I hate the lesson.

Teacher by ayo J. May 18, 2017

Teacher 

A CHeaTer is a TeaCHer when we swap the CH & T or when they swap their degree for the job of being a PRESENTATION READER

I know you're a teacher because you didn't get a job anywhere else even with a ME degree

Teacher by damon15here October 29, 2018

Teacher 

Either the coolest person ever or the worst piece of shit you will ever meet, never in between.

1) I love my new history teacher he is so cool!
2) I fucking hate my math teacher she is such a bitch.

Teacher by Edgar_Deutschland January 1, 2015

Teacher 

A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.

Teacher: What's the diameter of the Sun?
Student: Who the f@@k cares???

Teacher by Unknown229 August 15, 2016

Teacher 

Person who turns innocent people into psychos, and psychos into teachers.

Innocent person: Man! All those years of school with those teachers made me psycho! I went to jail for attempted murder, and now I need to see a psychiatrist for the rest of my life.

Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.

Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?

Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.

Teacher by Fyulp June 29, 2016

Teacher 

Person who is very open to everything

Hello teacher

Teacher by MWOLFE5 January 19, 2017