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TOM

Abbreviation for a woman's menstrual cycle: Time Of Month. A polite way for a woman to say she has her period.
"Why is krista so bitchy to me lately?"
"TOM must be visiting her"
by transatlanticismx3 July 17, 2009
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Tom

a total dick munching prick, who just wants to get with girls to do shit. he's sweet and nice at times, yet he's a total jerk when he wants to be. he's very confusing, and on the verge of being a player if not already. he asks weird ass pervy questions, and he'll tell the whole world your answers, so shhhh. he think's he's hot shit, when really he's a total two faced douche bag. Usually says he has a big penis, when really it's this stubby ass chode. don't believe his lies. Also, he's like a PMS-ing chick. Damn, he's got his moods.

liar pathetic charming faggot stuck up moody
You is a fuckin Tom! PUT DAT CHODE AWAY.

Tom, you're an asshole...but i love you.
Suck my left nut, Tom.
by your dad's man tits September 1, 2010
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Tom

Tom is a very childish man who is very fun and cares for everyone.Tom gives his nieces money and spoils them so much. Tom is going to have a baby who will be so beautiful and a close close brother , he often dresses in a shirt and tracksuit bottoms, even though tom is lazy he still does the cleaning and washing for his girlfriend. If u have tom in your life keep him for lifeeee
Niece:can I have some money please
Tom:sure u can

Pearson:wow why is he giving his nieces so much money what a childish man
His gf:yes ikr
by Rutothebooo December 13, 2019
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Tom

Tom's a dumbass
by tomll_ October 21, 2020
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Tom

A nonce who you sit next to in Seal and Maths
Tom stop stealing my stuff and being a nonce
by Noncey Ked February 7, 2019
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Tom

An experienced man and a 229'er residing on the back row of that scandalous community.

Tom is a bit of a ding-dong at times. He pays Gregors for lies. If approached Toms may yell obscenities across his fence or from his car at you. One must remain vigilant because he will also attempt to run your ass over and it don't matter if you're a girl!!! He don't even care if you're a Princess!! But at least when JoeKnows reveal the truth to Tom. Toms will apologize and and give you money for nothing.....Chics for free......

So Tom's are basically alright pretty nice people that even when they F It Up they come around and Mr Fixit.
But Toms forget to tell everyone he found his meds later.
TomTom-Hey Gregor I'll pay you $100 if you tell me who took my I took a pill in Ibiza and my VIAGRA.
Gregor - "Princess Weirdo took them". I saw her do it. Gimme my doh bro!! I need to get something for this shiner.
TomTom- I'll get Princess Weirdo if it's the 4th last thing I do!!!
by Princess Weirdo January 15, 2022
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Tom

Short for tomfoolish. Meaning out of the ordinary, strange, or just downright ass.
“Yo bro did you see Kyle at the party last night?”

Yeah dude he was acting tom as fuck he needs to be more jerry ”
by jawsh1011 December 14, 2021
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