Lose Fail

A fail of ultimate proportions.

Adding a word to urban dictionary to prove it exists, is a Lose Fail.

or

Getting out of your car to yell at someone because you are road raging is a Lose Fail.

Wearing blue and green together is a Lose Fail.

by Funnyjelo April 01, 2010

Epic lose

To lose on a scale so impressive that the term lose itself feels defeated

Person A - man my day was horrible I was late to school/
work got there only to find that I forgot to get dressed. I walked home and was attacked by raccoons and then I was shot 3 time went to the hospital had a near death experience but I met satin instead of god left the hospital went home got a txt tht my girlfriend broke up with me through my friend and the. I went to watch tv but the power was out.

Person B: epic lose

by Holyheckyesmann December 31, 2011

lose lipped

Can't keep a secret

Bryton is so lose lipped.

He tells everyone everything.

by Mermaid_Cow November 14, 2014

booze it or lose it

When one refuses to spend money on anything other than any kind of alcohol.

Me: "Hey Hudson want to go eat?
Hudson: "nah bro, booze it or lose it"

by Phukterpuss July 27, 2017

use it or lose it

The unwritten law of cafeteria seating.

"Hey, you stole my seat!"
"Use it or lose it, loser!"

by Chishie August 11, 2006

Losing Streak

While taking a dump you feel the stool come out of your butt but nothing hits the toilet water. Upon wiping you realize that nothing hit the toilet because it's all still on your ass crack.

Man yesterday I had the worst shit ever. There was poo all over the toilet due to my losing streak!

by Dave of Nine Inch Newbs March 19, 2009

lose yourself

A less obscure and unclever way of saying, "I have an idea, you should play hide and go fuck yourself!"

I wish Eminem would lose himself somewhere in Antartica.

by Curses October 05, 2004