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Zeus

1)
(Verb)

To cause catastrophic problems for everyone one meets, whilst facing little to no consequences oneself.

2)
(Noun)

Greek god of the sky and, by extension, thunder. Known for consistently fucking everything up for pretty much everyone but himself.
1) Don't interact with him if you can help it, he'll Zeus everything up.

2) Zeus fucking sucks
by sewer r a t April 2, 2022
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Zeus's Revenge

After finding out your significant other has been cheating on you, and you're having intercourse(preferably from behind), take your two fists together creating a power fist and slam it down on their spine. As the spinal fluid leaks from every hole in their body use it as lube to continue going.
My dumb wife was cheating on me so I enacted Zeus's Revenge.
by DumbFxck April 18, 2024
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Zeus

A god of olympus. That got killed by kratos
Zeus, your son has returned, i bring the destruction of olympus
by A random coffee bean June 1, 2024
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Zeu

A name that may either strike fear into those who hear it, or may cause extreme joy.
Zeu is short for Zeusar, and refers to a person who is very funny, kind, sometimes a bit rude, but overal amazing.
Zeu is the best person in the entire world.

Zeu is so fun to talk to.
by inkiiii January 8, 2022
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Zeus

He is the nicest person ever. Don't be fooled by Greek Mythology, for the one and only person he loves is Hera. When they talk about their love; they talk about a garden.
They looked at each other and never looked back.

It's not about taking Hera's side, or Zeus's side, but more like the bigger picture-- of them together both happy. So when you praise them, praise both for their love-- that's eternal.

We get the bigger picture wrong, thinking it's one side vs the other, but when you put it together, it's moreso them together fighting for the bigger cause.

So write about how much he loves his wife, and write how much he love everyone, and write about Hera as being the number one, because that is what they probably want everyone to remember in the end.

Write about their love, because, in the end, it's always Hera and Zeus.

So Zeus, I hope we write about you two being in love, happy, and complete, for when we read about you, we read about how you two always come back to each other in the end.
That's Zeus for you, forgiving as always.
by Rowsea July 16, 2020
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Zeus

One of the gods that brought plagues to humans that weren't scared of him along with the gods that served him like

his brother Hades.
Zeus didn't like it too much when people stood up to him, he hated it to the point that he would pretend to be on their side when they cleaned up the mess he made.
by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021
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Zeus's Peril

Having no idea what to do with one's umbrella when entering a building. Often after walking in the rain.
He felt nice and dry walking to his house, but Zeus's peril struck him with great intensity when he saw his carpeted floors.
by Manw/2Faces March 7, 2022
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