Mayor Turkey has a rat problem in the brownstone he owns in Brooklyn.
Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.
Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.
by THC419 August 4, 2024
Get the mayor turkeymug. by armymoastaynetzien November 2, 2023
Get the Mayor of Yappsvillemug. If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.
by LTown122 October 23, 2018
Get the Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collectionmug. the meaning is like “I may as well ~blah balh~” , but we would do things as our mayors would cause our mayors are important people!
our mayors would buy a TV while it is discounted
by amigojapan2 May 14, 2015
Get the our mayors wouldmug. Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.
1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.
2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021
Get the Mayor Toddmug. 
