Person: Im Comfortable telling you stuff guys.
True Friends: Hey Buddy, get it out of your system. We are your venting machines!
True Friends: Hey Buddy, get it out of your system. We are your venting machines!
by The Shmucksonian November 27, 2019
Get the Venting Machinemug. by Tturdburgthe1st April 1, 2009
Get the Bate Machinemug. A type of suspension bracket known for its ability to elasticate the balls over six feet in length. The David machine was first invented by Alan Turing during one of his lesser known experiments, named after his cousin David who was a practitioner of cock and ball torture.
Client: How can I get the Pramire treatment?
Saleswoman: Let me hook you up to one of our David machines.
Client: Sounds tasty.
Saleswoman: Let me hook you up to one of our David machines.
Client: Sounds tasty.
by tennesseeford September 28, 2020
Get the david machinemug. by bigmonte October 20, 2003
Get the Tyme Machinemug. Current Celebrity Cocktail, yes we'll call it a cocktail. Invented by a couple of bored drunks on an all day binge in Bangor Co.Down. There was many drafts but this is the one more suitable for human consumption. Made with one shot of Jagermiester, one shot of Goldshlagger, one shot of Dark Rum and a full shot of espresso, add one brown sugar or slice of lime (depending on taste) and down it in one, whilst its still warm (red bull can also be added for the hardcore, but it smells a little like vomit then).
After 4 or 5 of these badboys in a row, you start talking gibberish and screaming about trolls. Loss of clothing is not uncommon. For best results continue normal drinking before and after "Sheening" it. Guaranteed to fuck you up at the time and the next day with a vengance!
*Warning, it does as it says on the tin. You will suffer a complete mental and financial breakdown after.*
After 4 or 5 of these badboys in a row, you start talking gibberish and screaming about trolls. Loss of clothing is not uncommon. For best results continue normal drinking before and after "Sheening" it. Guaranteed to fuck you up at the time and the next day with a vengance!
*Warning, it does as it says on the tin. You will suffer a complete mental and financial breakdown after.*
I just ran too the shop and couldnt stop, ran through 4 shelves and killed a man, mustve been those Sheen Machines
by Valhalla Awaits April 25, 2011
Get the Sheen Machinemug. n. A crazy ass Japanese movie
adj. violent, murderous, and raw like the movie or the album "machine girl" that was inspired by it
adj. violent, murderous, and raw like the movie or the album "machine girl" that was inspired by it
"If you like those crazy ass Japanese movies, Machine Girl is definitely for you."
That car accident is machine girl.
That car accident is machine girl.
by feverdreem March 1, 2019
Get the machine girlmug. A term refering to a sexual move involving a girl on her knees and a guy standing up. The girl works his dong while putting his balls in her mouth, acting as if she was drinking straight out of an icee machine.
by Angry Dennis March 21, 2010
Get the Icee Machinemug.