Whistelin' Past The Graveyard

A fart of unusual pungency cause by forcing it through a full colon. In essence, farting around a turd.

Everyone in the elevator couldn't help but notice the foul aroma emanating from around Lenny's general area. Only Bob was brave enough to say what had to be said, "DAMN Len! You Whistelin' Past The Graveyard? Go take a shit, man!"

by -Rokitman- April 2, 2009

whistling past the graveyard

Looking for trouble in a bold way. To whistle near a cemetery can evoke a spirit to follow you.

"Whistlin' past the graveyard

Steppin' on a crack

I'm a mean motherhubbard

Papa one eyes jack"

whistling past the graveyard by Tom Waits

by Gat-Man November 26, 2013

graveyard taffy

Nothing: absolutely nothin

You can’t even use is in anyway that makes sense

Creator: John Riley XVCI
Troop: Paoli 1

-A fine delicacy richer than gold
Creator: Sir Vines VXII

Cry Guy: “Aye Do y’all have any graveyard Taffy?”
Joey Ame Guy: “Yo yo yo, check me out”

by Black lives matter July 7, 2019

Graveyard

Where all the people go after smoking too much pack.

Yoooo brat you sure you tryna take another hit you might be headed to the graveyard after this.

by Bossfuhr666 November 3, 2022

Graveyard Conditions

The punishment for doing something fucked up or just plain wrong. Used all the time in Mississippi, Memphis, Texas, and Louisiana.

Boosie Badass: “If 6ix9ine would’ve snitched on me he would’ve had graveyard conditions.”

by KountryNicca20666 September 6, 2020

rainbow graveyard

A pack of 5 or more dead vapes

My rainbow graveyard is growing, maybe I should quit smoking.

by K1nto June 25, 2023

cartoon graveyard

Best fucking band in Hudson, WI. Three divorced dads and a confirmed bachelor bring the full force of all Urban Dictionary terms to each show they play. Lead by Tyler and his gargantuan Tyceps, guitar by Brant the pant filler, Patrick on lead bass, and the red drummer. Cartoon Graveyard was formed when the dust settled after the four whoresmen decided they were sick of not having enough fun on their own, they teamed up to redefine the cover band genre by playing only good songs people would enjoy.

Hey, Cartoon Graveyard, play freebird! Fuck off, we play onlyjams certified good music.

by MemberFluid January 2, 2024