South Bend

A shitty town where relationships never work and druggies run the streets searching for herion. There are decent neighborhoods in the area of South Bend but someone as died near it or in it. No one knows about South Bend, and the people that read this are sitting right in South Bend on their laptop at 12:00pm with nothing to do. The High Schools are filled with ghetto little kids that will try to fight you if you look at them for too long and emotional weirdos. Everyone thinks that they are tough but in reality they are just to dumb to consider the abilities of others. The people reading this from out of South Bend only know us because..
A. they live here
B. they know someone who does
C. Notre Dame

South Bender 1:"Sup bro, how are you"
South Bender 2:"Good, wanna go smoke"?
South Bender 3:"Can I come"?

by Zithromax April 19, 2017

bend and spread

1. verb - The act of bending over and spreading your butt cheeks in someone's face (usually for a rectal visual exam)

Dude, at MEPS I had to do the bend and spread. It was mortifying because the doc was like 70.

by waterleopard December 27, 2011

JDM bend

The excessive angle of an exhaust pipe that modifies the look of an aftermarket muffler system.

John Lee has just purchased a new muffler for $30 and wants a JDM bend.

Image cannot be described. You'll know when you see it.

by Idriveaturbomiata February 7, 2010

doodoo bend

when you get raped in the ass in the bathroom stall after taking a shit

did you hear chris got doodoo bended?
thats nasty

by analfuck June 26, 2008

bend-jon

Slang word for " defecation" "poo" or "go to the toilet". The word originated from my mother who used it to describe her dogs going number twos. "Bend" is the shape and "Jon" is an english word for toiled. Go figure but it's extremely catchy.

Mum took her dogs for a walk to do a bend-jon.

by David Rowlands July 19, 2006

Bend and Thrust

A way of travelling across a large space while lieing down on your side

sam had to bend and thrust accross the bed

by aphro_ February 16, 2009

taking the bend

To engage in unwanted sexual intercourse, but not so unwanted that it's rape.

Prostitute: "Looks like I'm taking the bend again tonight."

by thebeardedblacksmith February 3, 2013