Chocolate teapot

UK: Insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident prone, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.

Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.

PRIVATE you have left your safety catch of AGAIN...YOU ARE A SLOB, you are about as much use as a fekin' CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!, etc, etc....

by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004

Fellatio Teapot Yo

Mad chill hommie. Can't touch this homegirl in any aspect of ghetto. Ausome.

Fellatio Teapot Yo is just to ghetto for this town.

by E-monay July 15, 2004

steaming teapot

When someone blows you so hard they have semen coming out of their nose

I turned that girls face into a steaming teapot

by Tyson the douche December 22, 2015

Mexican teapot

The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.

My legs got soaked after giving Helen a Mexican teapot

by Curly smurf July 28, 2017

Alabama teapot

It is when you tea bag someone during the hot days of summer in the southern states

In this sweltering heat his balls steamed against my head, during the Alabama teapot.

by Longline35 November 3, 2018

Russian teapot

A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.

Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”

by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019

Thailand Teapot

When you stay at a hotel and urinate inside the teapot. Usually done out of spite the Thailand Teapot is yet another reason to avoid unsterilized teapots while traveling.

Friend: Hey man aren't you upset those fuckers in Baan ChokDee Pai Resort Ripped you off
Me: Nah man I left em with a Thailand Teapot, that thing is ruined.

by Eludian February 24, 2021