pulling a swifty

Australian slang - to intentionally deceive another person

I reckon that bloke was pulling a swifty when he said the dog was only two years old

by cracking porkle July 23, 2017

SWIFT

A totally useless trucking company that hires only retards and unskilled drivers who usually fuck up so bad that they bring shame to the trucking community.

acronyms for S.W.I.F.T
1. See What I Fucked up Today
2. Sure Wish I Finished Training
3. So What If I Fuck Toddlers
4. T.F.I.W.S that's SWIFT backwards for Two Fags In A White Semi

by Blue Koi September 15, 2013

switch hitter

a bisexual or sexually flexible guy/gal. originally meant someone who bats with both hands equally well, or someone who plays for both teams.

sarina's a switch hitter, she goes both ways.

by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003

Swiftrail

Extraordinary failure and laughing stock

That company will go totally swiftrail

by James Riise January 11, 2008

taylor swift

A Goddess. A God ( no offense). We should all worship her. Taylor Swift if you're reading this, please marry me.

Person 1: "Hey do you believe in God?"
Person 2: " Yes, I worship Taylor Swift."

by ilovedilfs123 February 22, 2021

Taylor Swift

A white girl in her mid-twenties who is mentally, like, 85 and knits sweaters and bakes cookies for her friends while taking pictures of her cat in weird positions. Taylor Swift is an American indie/country/pop artist, and her music tends to be perfect in the time of a hard situation such as a break up, or any other life struggle such as being bullied or feeling guilty about something you did. People who hate on her are sadly ignorant and irrational.

*wails* "I just want to listen to Taylor Swift alone."

by h0nestly December 21, 2013

Roommate Switch

The act of going out with one roommate, then realizing you like the other one more and wanting to switch. However, if you simply break up with your girlfriend her roommate will be too loyal to her to go out with you. So you request a menage a trois to your girlfriend, and she will be so offended by the fact that you're attracted to her roommate that she will break up with you. Then she will tell her roommate, who will understand that you like her. Your ex will not be against this in any way, because she was the one who dumped you. You will have successfully performed the roommate switch.

Made popular by Seinfeld.

Jerry: I want to go out with his girlfriend's roommate, but I can't think of a way.
George: You should try the roommate switch.

by WhileyCoyote April 25, 2010