Story Swerving

When someone's telling a story and lies, and then gets called out. The liar then proceeds to backtrack, change the story, and lie some more to fit the new narrative

This guy was telling me the biggest lie, and when I called him out on it, he totally denied it, changed the story too! The Story Swerving was unreal, I think I got whiplash

by inner ninja June 18, 2016

Sweaving

The art of adapting a partners wig (weave), using your own seaman as the glue for said adaption

Brian was sweaving shaniqua‘s hair

by Parapig February 19, 2019

Serving Up Gems

When a jewel thief defecates stolen jewels.

He knew when he ate the stolen necklace he would eventually be serving up gems.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021

Serving cock

The masculine equivalent of serving cunt but for the fuckin lads.
It’s a mind set.

* bro walks In looking dapper as hell*
* other bro* “ damn dawg your serving cock”

by Pawg Daddy May 10, 2023

stervination

Taking a shit on a curb; side of the road, often due to extreme intoxication or personal enjoyment

'He committed an act of stervination'
'He was unable to stervinate, so he shat his pants'

by crispdip September 26, 2023

Soft Serving

When a guy does a reverse head stand against the wall and jerks off onto his chest and face.

Kelly’s mom walked in on him as he was soft serving himself.

by Meltör September 1, 2019

Serving cunt

Saying something is amazing or fantastic. Used similarly as saying someone or something is sexy mostly just used for women e.g joy, seulgi, jennie, boa, chungha, hyuna, ningning

Hyuna is serving cunt in this photoshoot

by Qwertgsla December 1, 2022