black swan

An event or occurrence that deviates beyond what is normally expected of a situation and that would be extremely difficult to predict.

Reeses' Peanut Butter Cups were formed by a Black Swan event when a truck carrying peanut butter ran into a truck carrying chocolate.

by kleinsound April 10, 2008

short swan

A homosexual method for preventing STD's

I did'nt feel safe so i insisted he performed a short swan.

by derekforever1 November 14, 2011

Black Swanned it

1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.

2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.

3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.

Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am

by Stir Friday July 19, 2011

juno swans

The best-est of all buddies. They have their own bromance codes. Like Shadwal and Keshav.

Look at Shadwal and Keshav, They are Juno Swans

by EvilPotato August 10, 2017

John Swan!

Something awesome, unusual, fantastic, or awkward. Used more as verbal punctuation such as a exclamation point. Mainly used to establish the end of a thought or statement there may seem like there's something left unsaid. John Swan.

That plane just hit a barrel roll. John Swan!

Dude didnt know what he had coming. John Swan.

order Up, John Swan!

by nicoprice July 26, 2011

Black Swanning

Getting carried away with your inner sexuality and getting lost in the moment

She took too much MDMA that she was black swanning all over the place

by smass February 21, 2011

Swan's neck

When your girl has an extremely juicy pussy and you slightly overdo eating the cat and the morning after your neck is stiff and painful.

Example 1:
Dad: "Look at me, boy! You've been eating the cat again, haven't you?"
You: "No, dad, you trippin!"
Dad: "Don't lie to me! Where did you get that Swan's neck then?
You: "Damn, you got me there, old man."

Example 2:
Doctor: "Can't you move your head at all?"
Patient: "No, Doc, I'm telling you, it's Swan's neck."
Doctor: "Well, that must have been one juicy pussy then."

by Jung Gouda May 15, 2019