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Subway Bombing

the act of letting a smelly fart go in a doorway before a large group leaves and/or enters
Because Kyle had eaten a wide variety of foods including broccoli, chili, and beef jerky, he felt that it was an oppurtune moment for a Subway Bombing before the bell rang.
by RoneDiddy June 14, 2009
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Mexican Subway

The act of inserting one's penis into the armpit of their romantic companion and thrusting it in and out. (lube recommended)
Bro 1: "Bro, the other day I gave my girlfriend a Mexican Subway."

Bro 2: "You sick fuck..."
by PLZSTFU September 30, 2011
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bohemian subway

While having sex with a woman doggystyle you pull your dick out and a stick a pvc pipe up her ass and roll as many matchbox cars down the pipe into her rectum as you can.
In order to give a bohemian subway you need pvc pipe and a small car collection
by Tom Kisner June 26, 2007
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Subway Shakes

A term used to describe the sudden stalling of a customer's fast food order due to fear or anxiety.
J-Piz: Hear about nervous Nigel?
D-Pow: Nah, what was it this time?
J-Piz: He froze when they asked if he wanted his sub "toasted"
D-Pow: Man, that kid needs to stop getting the subway shakes.
by A-Riz March 18, 2009
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subway surf

To stand/balance on moving subway, much like one would on a surfboard, so as to not come into contact with any germ covered surface. The term "subway" may be used interchangably with any form of mass transit ie, bus, train, T, metro, tube.
Rather than sit next to the homeless man, Joe opted to subway surf.
by Marlo W. May 14, 2008
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Subway Slapper

Someone who intentionally or in self- defense slaps the shit out of another individual on the subway train.
Danay Howard found out what a subway slapper was when she hit Jorge Pena in the face first with her stiletto heels.
by Iamfree November 14, 2014
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subway baptism

taking a bath in mayonnaise while fully clothed, just to vibe.
“why isn’t brandon at work today?”
“he’s getting a subway baptism from alonso.”
by applejuice25 November 30, 2019
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