when a shit resembles a foot-long subway, often these types of shits span over a few days, hence why "shits" is plural.
they often result in the perpetrator spending an unusually long amount of time in the bathroom.
they can also be extremely painful on some occasions
they often result in the perpetrator spending an unusually long amount of time in the bathroom.
they can also be extremely painful on some occasions
Greg: "hey man you were in there for ages, you ok?"
Mike: " nahh I've got the Subway Shits"
Greg: "ah sounds painful"
Mike: " nahh I've got the Subway Shits"
Greg: "ah sounds painful"
by joshtommo93 September 12, 2011
Because Kyle had eaten a wide variety of foods including broccoli, chili, and beef jerky, he felt that it was an oppurtune moment for a Subway Bombing before the bell rang.
by RoneDiddy June 14, 2009
The act of inserting one's penis into the armpit of their romantic companion and thrusting it in and out. (lube recommended)
by PLZSTFU October 01, 2011
While having sex with a woman doggystyle you pull your dick out and a stick a pvc pipe up her ass and roll as many matchbox cars down the pipe into her rectum as you can.
by Tom Kisner June 05, 2007
J-Piz: Hear about nervous Nigel?
D-Pow: Nah, what was it this time?
J-Piz: He froze when they asked if he wanted his sub "toasted"
D-Pow: Man, that kid needs to stop getting the subway shakes.
D-Pow: Nah, what was it this time?
J-Piz: He froze when they asked if he wanted his sub "toasted"
D-Pow: Man, that kid needs to stop getting the subway shakes.
by A-Riz March 18, 2009
To stand/balance on moving subway, much like one would on a surfboard, so as to not come into contact with any germ covered surface. The term "subway" may be used interchangably with any form of mass transit ie, bus, train, T, metro, tube.
by Marlo W. May 14, 2008
Subway Seat: I don't understand that.
by Dandelogan August 28, 2022