the stocking stuffer

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!
My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.
by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024
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the stocking stuffer

The sexual act of using a stocking akin to an inverted condom (i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device). Can be fun but does not act as proper contraception, please put "gift wrap" over your "present"!
My girl is about the stocking stuffer of her life this Christmas *winks seductively*.
by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024
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Muffin Stuffer

Stuffing male part into females muffin.
I’m going to be stuffin your muffin tonight. Cause I’m the Muffin Stuffer Man.
by RCM-HMC October 09, 2021
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cuck stuffer

"pro noun" (compound)

Similar to cluck fuffing except using proud tears of laughter and joy for masterbation lubrication while a different man fucks your woman friend or wife. Done standing or sitting comfortably in plane sight usually in a corner.
My former friend totally humiliated his girlfriend cuck stuffing in the kitchen.

I laughed so hard cuck stuffing last night.

Cuck stuffer; a positive cuckolding
by Goatmangold September 01, 2022
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Stoma Stuffer

The act of fucking a throat stoma until you cum in it and choke the person.
I was giving this quadriplegic a stoma stuffer, she couldn't breathe right for a week. Luckily she was too busy choking to catch me in her motorized wheel chair.
by Peesalot July 13, 2017
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barrel stuffer

A slang phrase to used to describe residents of South Australia who may be a bit off in the head.
Refers to the Snowtown murders, where victims were disposed of in barrels.
Plural: barrel stuffers
Guy 1: You hear about that Adelaide fella who tried to rob a chemist with a banana?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a barrel stuffer.
by VeryEpicGamer696969 April 09, 2021
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Pocket Stuffer

Someone who takes more than their fair share of free treats/samples at the office or a store usually by stuffing their pockets.
"Dang I just filled up the candy bowl yesterday and it's already half gone". "Dude it's Keith - i'm telling you he is a pocket stuffer"
by portavoz October 23, 2014
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