stool shank

The glorious act of random hetrosexual anal sex. If the girl is bent over an actual barstool you get extra points.

"I met this Cum Tanker last night and within 20 minutes, I was stool shanking her over the pool table at the Double Down."

by SP00NS October 9, 2007

stool pusher

n. A man, either homosexual or heterosexual who practices anal sex.

Dan the stool pusher had sex with a hooker last night.

by Jacriopkey December 23, 2008

stool stealer

A comical name for a male homosexual (faggot) - much like the "back-door-bandit", suggests he steals fecal matter when he inserts his penis into another mans anus

John: "Whats with all these fuckin dirty stool stealers Ted?"
Ted: "I think we're in one of those fag bars John"
John: "How can you tell? They all look the same these days!"

by Kallum October 23, 2007

Stool Pigeoned

(v.) When upon quickly leaving a rancid smelling public restroom, of which smell you are not responsible for, you are met with scorn and disdain from a person entering the restroom.

cf. "shat up"
The state of being accused for making a bathroom stench that was actually made by an earlier user.

To stool pigeon (trans.): to accuse wrongly another person of creating the foul stench in a public restroom as she/he leaves and you enter

On my way out of the men's room I was stool pigeoned by Dr. Farnsworth.

by craigb January 18, 2008

bar stool

a less offensive way of saying BASTARD.

"You fucking bar stool"

by btuk January 10, 2008

happy stool

A turd in the shape of a smiley face sitting in the bottom of the toilet bowl

"Honey, you gotta come and see my happy stool!"

by *xJennx* April 10, 2003

toxic stool

Taking a shit with such a grossly offensive smell that it makes vomit on top of said shit making it smell like Barack Obama's undertit.

And walked into the bar's bathroom and there was some toxic stool on the floor.

by Barack Obama's milk December 25, 2014