Stimp cotton

The bottom portion of a used tampon, near the string (usually around .5 centimeters) that is not red with the absorbed blood. When first designed, tampons were approximately one centimeter shorter than the average tampon today. Women often complained that when they removed the used tampon, they got blood on their hands. Ronald Stimp, co-founder of a Minnesota-based feminine hygene product company was the first to pioneer the tampon of todays length. He felt the extra expense that his company would have to pay in order to produce a longer tampon would be worth it financially, because increased customer satisfaction would result in skyrocketing sales. He was correct and later sold the patent for his design to Tampax® for 2.3 million dollars. By 1965, when the Stimp-style tampon had gained wide appeal, the first mentions of "stimp cotton" were documenter. The term has also been used as a derogitory comment to describe a person who wears his or her pants too long.

Greta was grateful that the stimp cotton kept her prom gloves white that night.

Those hippies are all a bunch of stimp cottons.

by Reginald Stimp III March 26, 2005

ren and stimps

A super fine pair a best friends forever who are always rockin' boots 'n hats. A camera in one hand, cigarette in the other. All around fly as hell.

"Yo man, lets go talk to those girls!"

"No way, they're such ren and stimps! They only look at guys with lip pierces and various addictions."

by Erica and Margaret November 9, 2007

stimey

To ruin someones happenstance(look it up)

I STIMEYED the attempt the pants me.

by Patrick Awexome July 21, 2006

stimplant

A false plan to revive an economy that is given the appearance of a real stimulous plan.

The last stimulous bill stimulated the economy like a good breast augmentation stimulates me. They look good from afar but once you realize they're fake, you get disappointed and they are no longer effective. It was nothing but a stimplant.

by PhilSine July 9, 2009

Stumpy Hamilton

The act of anal penetration of a female in which she does not like it at first, and then gives in to the act.

I was having sex with my girlfriend when i decided to do her doggy style and try the Stumpy Hamilton.

by GRIZZ806 December 12, 2011

Stumpy nugget

To take a little shit, about the size of a chicken nugget, freeze it and shove it up a girls pussy. After bringing the girl to orgasm eat her out. This results in the stumpy nugget.

I gave Jessica a stumpy nugget last night, she wanted it so bad!

by TheRinger March 19, 2012

Stimpulse

An impulse or jerk reaction that is regretted later on. Basically short for stupid impulse.

I don't know why I did it, I was in the heat of the moment, it was a stimpulse.

by BoltMedia February 1, 2016