creamy steamies

when youre sick, and you poop, and its not quite solid, but more like soft serve.

"dude, i have a wicked bad case of the creamy steamies."

by emo_pinata December 18, 2008

Steamy Wallin

The act of defecating on the face of a sexual partner while him or her licks your butthole.

Alex, while Carly rims his tight virgin butthole, proceeded to loosen his sphincter spilling days worth of 7-11 pizza and beer sharts all over Carly's face.

Alex shouted "How does that Steamy Wallin taste babe !?!?"

by analchainsaw February 4, 2016

Steamy Roller

Much like a Cleveland Steamer; the act of shitting on one's sexual partner's chest and proceeding to smear it around in a circular motion with one's ass cheeks.

My girlfriend let me try the Steamy Roller last night. You couldn't even see her under the three feet of shit I flopped on her chest. She looked like a shit demon when I was done smearing it everywhere. Best night evar.

by Steamy Roller 4evar#Onyourface December 3, 2013

Steamy SteamLoad

To shit on a girls chest during sex and it be very warm

i gave my girlfriend a steamy steamload last night

by steamy load December 27, 2021

Steamy Italian

The act of fucking a hot pocket or a folded up pizza while still hot.

Man I got a blister on my dick for doing the Steamy Italian.

by Talon95 March 10, 2021

Steamy Sasso

The act of defacating on your sexual partners face, then plastic wraping it on.

She was such a freak in bed and she liked to be Steamy Sasso'd

by froggy486 June 25, 2010

Steamy pants

When someone's pants are said to be steaming, either through having shit themselves or through being phenominally attractive.

I'd love to get into her steamy pants

or

He should go change his steamy pants

by CapitateEdd February 4, 2012