squirrel

Me

Me: I'm a squirrel
Friend: nice

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 20, 2022

Squirrel

The only acceptable food for a nice Friday Night Dinner

”A lovely bit of squirrel”

by Urban-Words July 18, 2019

squirrel

animal, small rodent with a bushey tail

The squirrel grabbed to acorn and took off into the tree.

by ilovebirds2424 December 18, 2014

Squirrelling

To have public sex, specifically referring to that in a bush

Ging was squirrelling his bird the other day, caught them in the park

by Ainsley_Bond December 10, 2021

Squirrel

Someone that is always on your nuts and always co-signs on what you do.

Sarah: I won the tournament

Tom: You trash for real

Sarah: You a squirrel!

by Ohwowandioopsksksksksksk September 13, 2019

Squirrel

What Han Jisung of Stray Kids is. A cute af squirrel.

“Look at Jisung! He’s so cute.”
“No, that’s an adorable squirrel.”

by AuroraLovesHanJisung June 7, 2020

Squirrel

Squirrel is delicious, nutritious and practically ubiquitous. You can use it for eating (cooking or eating it raw), heating (using it as firewood) or beating (once rigor mortis sets in, it becomes quite stiff, almost like a baseball bat).

1.
Guy 1: "My mom always prepared me squirrel soup when i was sick"

2.
Guy 1:"Oh shit! He's beating him with a dead squirrel!"

Guy 3: "OH GOD PLEASE STOP OH PLEASE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WR---ACK!"
Guy 2:"Hol up i gotta record this"

by Sumrandomknucklesinatank April 2, 2022