squeak

• a sound made by the mouth

• another word for shitting slowly but pleasantly

“Dude, last night I had to squeak out a fat loaf and I think I deserved it.”

“Haha, solid bro.”

by choomp March 26, 2018

Squeaks

A sexy unfiltered sound coming from a loved one when one can act and be his/her self

Floyd makes squeaks out of pure enjoyment and contentment being around his wife Juanita.

by yendor dyolf March 27, 2019

Squeak Magee

The type of diarreah used in the act of johnning. You must take a lot of laxatives to achieve this watery like cosnsistensy of shit.

Dude I got squeak magee last night... I took a whole pack of laxatives!

by mudbar26 January 9, 2018

A Squeak

A squeak is a typical English person who migrates from England to Tasmania, Australia due to his love of incest. A squeak thrives on incest.
The only time a squeak has ever been near a pussy is during his birth. They usually have their tongue out the whole due to being such massive mummy’s boys.
A squeak is prone to fingering his butthole while watching the wiggles.
Squeaks are usually beaten up by females.

Bri: “hey Taylah- is that a squeak over there?”

Taylah: “hell yeah it is- u can tell by the brown stains on his fingers! Let beat him up for being an incestuous shitcunt!!”

by Flaaasssssss!!! December 10, 2019

Clap and Squeak

From the Scottish Clapshot and British Bubble and Squeak, Clap and Squeak is a version of Bubble and Squeak made with Clapshot as the base.
It is a mashed mixture of carrot, potato, and turnip. Sliced and lightly simmered cabbage and kale are mixed in, then the dish is put into a buttered baking dish. Panko bread crumbs and cheese are put on top and then bake until brown. The namesake of the british dish comes from the sounds it makes in the oven while cooking.

I love a good clap and squeak with my scotch eggs.

by D.isfor.Donut September 18, 2020

Squeaking

two lesbians with virtually no pubic hair scissoring, resulting in much squeaking.

"Uggh. Maribeth we're Squeaking again."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Squeaks

An undercover term for black people. When black people play basketball, their Jordan's squeak on court floor as they play. It's a better undercover term alternative that no black person can understand to keep you out of trouble.

*Black people stealing from Walmart*
Sara: Well, well, well .... looking what we have here Jamie
Jamie: What is it Sara?
Sara: It's a bunch of broke squeaks rising the United States crime rate.....
Jamie: OMG SARA EW SQUEAKS!

by Jamir's toes November 16, 2023