sass squashed

When your partner shoves a 48mm round squash into your vagina, as he is balllllls deep in your asshole ,causing your poor lil vagina to rip. Commenice the sassiness. Hench "Sass Squashed"... ****totally worth it****

In sassy tone, "Girl, today he totally sass squashed me! I think I might need medical attention!!! Please bulldoze the garden ASAP"!!

by Captain Long Dong Silver August 04, 2021

melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window

She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.

by Eastside Rabbit July 30, 2023

Squash blossom

When Tony sits on your face.

He tells you ...squash blossoms are delicious.

by OlDirtyB July 08, 2022

exploding squash

When you forget to flush the toilet after taking an absolute mud monkey, and accidentally turn up the heat, making the crap explode making a huge mess.

Max: "Yo Gary, I just took an exploding squash in your bathroom"
Gary: "Why you little ass bag"

by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021

squash flopper

One who shits down his pants leg while walkin' downtown.

Here comes Mr. Squash Flopper again!

by Bitch Whistle February 04, 2011

Nigger Squash

When you get to two Black a guys and squeeze a Caucasian in the middle

Bob, Carl, Tyrise had a nigger squash on Friday!

by Sc0oBy CoOn November 08, 2018

squash dome

Large cranium with thin whispy top hair enhancing a full forehead view for onlookers (five head if you will). Some who carry this squashdome with pride may exhibit dad like isms and sport an iconic mustache in family photos. This is so kids will forever have “that lovable father” image. Squashdomes also tend to drive teslas, sip pumpkin spice in the fall, and wear hawaiian shirts when doing daily activitiea

That guy has a squash dome.

by Teflonn September 22, 2019