silly sprinkler

The point in time at which ejaculate becomes encrusted over part or all of the opening of the penis after orgasm. This results in urine going sideways, vertical, or any direction but straight. This generally results in the walls, windows, floor, or toilet having piss sprayed all over it.

After a hot fuck session, Douglas got up and turned on the silly sprinkler in the bathroom. There's piss everywhere.

by DataCollector May 31, 2016

golden sprinkle

When you get a golden shower from a midget.

My buddy Zak said a golden sprinkle is better than a golden shower because it's way less messy.

by Tittsmcgee June 14, 2017

Alabama Sprinkler

A sex act that involves pushing a man's penis into the intake hole of a siphon and pumping the siphon, thus sucking him off. When he cums, the other partners kids run through the cum like a garden sprinkler

I had a hot date with my cousin last weekend. We went back to her place and she gave me the old Alabama Sprinkler.

by MeatPopsicle69 May 31, 2021

Negativity Sprinkler

Adjective created and popularized by Nyomi Lorraine meaning someone who spreads negativity regularly and rapidly like a lawn sprinkler.

"Why are you being such a negativity sprinkler right now?"

by osnapitzny September 26, 2023

Pocket Sprinkling

The art of gathering the lint, sand or paper scraps from your pockets and throwing it at people.

I was feeling depressed the other day, and i was pocket sprinkled by a stranger. Suddenly i felt joy like i have never felt before, by that Pocket Sprinkling.

by XxSteelexX March 30, 2013

Sprinkler Yacked

When someone projectile vomits in a semi-circular pattern creating a sprinkler-like effect. Usually only occurs when copious amounts of alcohol are readily available and consumed.

Last night some freshman sprinkler yacked all over my kitchen!

by Witz Kalitzel November 1, 2010

Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

by Brunstwig March 11, 2013