Semen Spouter

One who intakes semen in the mouthhole and then spouts it in a sprinkler like fashion

That wench is a real semen spouter

by Beatdowns a Packin December 30, 2010

Spontaneous Cumbustion

The act of two males performing a donkey punch and white dragon in unison on a female during an mmf.

"We gave Dorothy a spontaneous cumbustion last night. Her head exploded and a geyser of blood and cum splattered the walls."

by Gide October 2, 2006

spontanious combustion

To spontaniously burst into flames

Wouldn't it be cool if that person just spontaneously combusted?

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Spontanious Dental Hydroplosion

Disease in which your teeth turn to liquid and then drip down the back of your throat.

"I'm inventing new diseases. So like lets say my teeth turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat what would you call that?" "I thought you said you were inventing diseases; that's spontanious dental hydroplosion" -Jim and Pam from "The Office"

by Falls Penn February 26, 2007

spontaneous synchronized dance

An unplanned but obviously pre-choreographed outburst of dancing within a normal, non-party setting by a group of three or more people, usually including singing, as in most films classified as "musicals." Often abbreviated as SSD.

"In an attempt to avoid a fight which they knew they couldn't win, the smaller of the two gangs immediately broke into spontaneous synchronized dance, hoping the movements of their bodies and voices united in song would make the larger gang reconsider their course of action."

by Tom M. October 16, 2007

Splunt

A spliff/blunt. Meaning a blunt with some tobacco in it.

What I smoked before I wrote this definition. Time to roll another splunt!

by splunted August 3, 2007

Spontaneousity

The act of being spontaneous, especially in times where the spontaneous act surprises others.

The spontaneousity of Jess screaming during a time of dead silence.

by Silverose January 13, 2009