spotted pussy

1. Feminist version of the english pudding recipe spotted dick.

2. When a guy sees a girl.

Those guys spotted pussy when they saw some girls eating spotted pussy for breakfast.

by GLT75 May 17, 2017

Lesser Spotted Chobbit

Shy elusive bird that in order to impress females embellishes itself (notably around the head) to disguise its own impotence - possibly caused by contamination of water in the Hartlepool aea.

Numbers of the Lesser Spotted Chobbits are becoming alarmingly low due to the males inability to find a mate.

by Mike Byrne August 6, 2006

spotted coon

Any hibbity-bippity Indian type, with or without burka, who refuses to eat a cow while half of India starves to death.

Actually, just use it for all people from India. Term is mostly derived from the fact that Indians have dots on their heads and are dark-colored folks.

I wanted to go to Third and Swanson, but the Spotted Coon driving the cab didn't speak English so I just had him drop me off at the mall.

by Otis Richard November 19, 2007

Sporter

What finnish people refer to as a person who plays a sport, or is an athlete of some sort.

Me: hey so what do you do on your free time
Maari: i run around, and play soccer under the sun like a sporter
Me: sporter... thats cute.

by balkolite August 1, 2010

Snorted

You know what this means

Don’t fucking lie

Snorted fucking snorted man YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

by The unfunny false definition G March 12, 2019

SPOTTED OWL

When you are having anal sex with a woman on the rag and you pull out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.

I was screwing a girl up the ass cause she was on the rag and as I was going to town, I saw her tampon string dangling in the air. I gave it a pull and slapped it onto her back, making bloody spots. There in my bedroom, the rare spotted owl made its appearance.

by Bernie: August 30, 2008

Sporten

Noun said when describing a student who treats school activities during Gym ( Like soccer, dodge-ball, ect... ) so serious that they must throw a tantrum when something little goes wrong.

That sporten is good but I'm tired of him yelling like he masturbated with Icy/Hot.

by Shinzo November 10, 2009