Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex

Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”

by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019

Spontaneousness

Not a word -_-

Person 1: "I love the Spontaneousness."
Person 2: "That isn't a word. It's Spontaneity."

by WordyWords September 13, 2017

spontaneously cooperating

Eric says that it's when printers and scanners randomly start working

I don't know how the fuck it's all working again, but these scanners and printers are just magically spontaneously cooperating. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by h0mer April 20, 2018

Generation spontaneous

Where a living thing can turn into a non living thing

The locker went through generation spontaneous when it turned into a hamster.

by Generation spontaneous is REAL May 10, 2018

Spontaneous

This word isn’t funny, therefore it is undeserving of a funny definition.

Guy: Did you hear about the guy next door?
Guy 2: No! What happened?
Guy: His car spontaneously combusted! Haha!
Guy 2: That’s not funny Harold.

by Marco_Swirly November 16, 2020

Spontaneous Vibe

When you begin singing or dancing uncontrollably in public due to an unnaturally strong vibe

Did you see Jake at the store breakout in a spontaneous vibe?

by SpaceBase November 28, 2020

Spontaneous cumbustion

Premature ejaculation. One pump chump. Wet dreams.

We didn't even get to have sex due to spontaneous cumbustion.

by Dougageddon February 16, 2021