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Spontaneousness

Person 1: "I love the Spontaneousness."
Person 2: "That isn't a word. It's Spontaneity."
by WordyWords September 13, 2017
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Spontaneous Combustion

When a male, typically going through adolescence, accidentally busts a nut for no reason.
Adam: Did you see what happened to Rick? We were in math and he accidentally cummed in his pants for no reason.
Dan: Shit bro, spontaneous combustion isn't it
by QueenOfRain April 16, 2019
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Spontaneous Comblumpkin

Bursting into flames while getting sucked off and taking a shit at the same time.
"I'll be suing Joe for ruining my hairdo when he experienced spontaneous comblumpkin during our weekly meet-up in the gas station bathroom."
by squidge winkle April 18, 2019
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Spontaneous

Just say Yes to going swimming
It was spontaneous but I went swimming!
by Why n0t?!? August 12, 2019
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Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex
Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”
by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019
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spontaneous aids

ah shit mate i just got spontaneous aids
i feel ja bro
by roblox name: dusturmur January 16, 2020
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Spontaneous combusticide

Friend 1: So how'd he die?
Friend 2: The coward committed spontaneous combusticide.
by kachiggawatt August 23, 2020
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