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Spoksey

A little man who loves his beastiality and lives in a cardboard box in simpson...
Spoksey, get off my dog!
by Eggy jr August 10, 2006
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spins

When you have drank/smoked too much, to the point the room feels like it's spinning, or YOU feel like you are spinning.

You need to be SITTING/LYING DOWN OR RESTING for the spins definition to be met.

If you are standing up/dancing/active and the room is going sideways while trying to walk, that would mean you are pissed.

Throwing up will cure the spins. It is also possible to wake up with the spins if you do not throw up.
You got back home after drinking and laid on your back in your bed. You roll over on your side, but you feel like you are still spinning over and over in circles. You then lay on your back again to minimize the spins and stare up at the ceiling and it feels like the room is traveling.
by CrushCrush December 20, 2009
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spondalay

a game in which you attempt to knock something out of someones hand by hitting it. if it falls its yours, if not you look dumb.
i spondalayed some chips out of ted's hand.
by dez_mo April 10, 2008
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the spins

When you're totally trashed and the entire world starts whirling around you, often going faster and faster.
Beware, 8 times out of 10 means that heaving your guts out will happen in the near future, so get near a bathroom/trashcan/garbage bag.
To help them go away, stand up if you're sitting down, pick an object a little ways away, concentrate on it, count to 20, close your eyes, see if the spins are still there, then open your eyes and repeat if they are.
Often goes hand in hand with vodka.
"Shit, guys, I can't move right now.. I've got the spins so fucking bad..."
by Behest October 29, 2007
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sponsored IPO

(FINANCE) an initial public offering of stock in a company by a private equity fund that already owns it.

ILLUSTRATION
Suppose we have a company, HCA, that currently a publicly traded corporation. Now, some people with a lot of money arrange to borrow even more money, buy ALL the stock in HCA, and then turn it into a private corporation. All of the shares of stock are withdrawn and the company no longer has to publish its financial data with the SEC.

In theory, the new ownership can totally restructure the management; invest in new assets; divest old assets; retrain staff; or otherwise refurbish HCA so it does its job better and more cheaply. After doing this, it sells the new HCA to the public for much more than it paid for it, and everyone comes out a winner.

In practice, PE fund raids HCA to the tune of $2.5 billion and saddles it with the gigantic finance costs of its own LBO. Investors think they're buying a set percentage of HCA when they buy shares, but they're really just extending the process of vacuuming cash from the pockets of investors.
MIKE: So I hear that KKR and Bain Capital are selling HCA back to the public. A new IPO, huh?

MARGARET: Avoid it. Ordinary IPO's by companies going public for the first time are doing much better.

MIKE: But that's crazy! It's a sponsored IPO! By KKR and Bain Capital! It's got to be good! They'll still own most of HCA afterward, so they'll do what it takes to make sure the price stays high.

MARGARET: No, they don't care what the share price does so long as they get your money out of you. In the meantime, they've looted the company in the most inefficient way possible: using an LBO financed with junk bonds.

MIKE: Ouch, I guess my head is glad I talked to you about it but my heart is a greasy stain in the pavement.
by Sorry, the good guys lost September 2, 2010
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sponcho

pronounce: (Spo-n-cho)
used to refer to someone that cheat someone else who's acting dishonestly (e.g. someone's trying to cheat/swindle/fuck you and you are smart enough to realize it and take your own advantage).

Idioms
to do it sponcha: act/move/think as a sponcho
inside a super posh club:
A - damn,they are crazy 25euros for a drink!
B - ..wiht those money i could get a whole bottle of Jack..
A - uhmm..man,you.re right..wait me here for a while,)
a few minutes afterwhile..
B - hey dude..where have you gone?you left me alone almost half an hour
A - unwound man..and shall we have a drink?(showing a bottle of Jack)
B - wooooww,for sure..where did you find it?
A - well..just picked it up from the bar,)
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!

at poker table..
B - hey fried what are you doing? you've lost almost half of you money with your fucking bluff
A - relax..i'm just let them think that i'm the sucker and then i'll go all in
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!

after the successful all-in
A - guys for today is over..
B - where r u going?..you're crazy..right now that the luck is with you!!
A - so i keep it to make out with a nice chick,)see you..
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!
by yosoybeachboy November 6, 2009
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nigger spins

when black people crip walk, break dance, 'get crunk', etc
those negros started to do nigger spins and everybody started to watch
by azn69 September 12, 2005
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