spawnshit

Call of Duty: World at War has the worst spawning system ever in the history of online team deathmatch. Coming back to life in with your back turned to a guy pointing a his gun right at ur head... Killing an enemy just to have him or one of his/her teammates respawn in less than 2 seconds right behind you, leaving you completely defenseless. Also a paradise for the spinless fucking campers.

Me: "Motherfucker!!!"
Buddy: "what happened?"
Me: " I just respawned in a corner and as soon I walked away they respawned the enemy in the same fuckin corner right behind and the asshole noob-tubed me".
Buddy: "Yeah ive been getting spawnshitted all game too".
Me: "Dude, fuck this game. Im playing something else before I throw my xbox out the window".

by Trihard2 December 16, 2008

Pawn the spawn

Find a babysitter.

We're gonna pawn the spawn on the grandparents so we can get away for the weekend.

by mgpoirier2-pblakemore October 22, 2010

Spawn Killing

Usually in a FPS (First Person Shooter) game. Being killed when you spawn. Usually known as SK

Im gonna kick that noob if he spawn kills again.

I suck so much I just got spawn killed

Spawn Killing isnt aloud on this server.

I <3 to SK! Im a rambo medic!

by Brad Giffin July 29, 2006

Spawn Point

A phrase referring to someone's mother's vagina.

Guy 1: Last night, I got all up in your spawn point.
Guy 2: *punch*

by Xykade March 18, 2011

spawning seahorse

The seahorse is performed when a sexual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). Once ejaculation is about to be reached the penis is removed from the orifice of sexual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the ejaculate is released down her snorkel.

This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.

On a cruise in the mediterranean I met a real freak just south of Sicily. We spent the day snorkeling, the passion was hot and she suggested that I provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. Lets just say that I'm glad the snorkel was extralarge. As she guzzled down my lost offspring I embraced the moment and that was when the spawning seahorse was born.

by theorighotcarl August 3, 2010

Spawnahawk

A term used in Call of Duty Black Ops when a player spawns and immediately throws a tomahawk and gets a kill.

WTF! I just got Spawnahawked!!!

by PatRocks360 November 28, 2010

pub spawn

a Scottish or Irish man that basicly lives at the pub and drinks constantly

O'Larry - "Oy, Shamus!"
Shamus - "What you be wanting O'Larry?"
O'Larry - "Do you ever go home?"
Shamus - "Aye, I don't..."
(Long Pause)
O'Larry - "Your Mother's a cow Shamus!"
Shamus - "Aye, and I'm a pub spawn!"
(Fight Breaks Out)

by Caleb Fultz September 29, 2006