A phrase said after making a sarcastic or sadistic joke regarding a morbid event. Such as Bill Buckner booting an easy ground ball, the Steve Bartman interference of the foul ball at the Cubs playoff game, Dave Winfield dispatching a sea gull, and any other event that hits home. Can be construed as insulting or hurtful.
Often said at celebrity roasts as a timely funny comment or metaphor after insulting one of the attendees.
Often said at celebrity roasts as a timely funny comment or metaphor after insulting one of the attendees.
The Cubs have as much chance of winning a World Series as Steve Bartman does of interferring with another foul ball at Wrigley Field. Too soon?
by T_rump_supporter August 24, 2016
Get the Too soonmug. To joke about a deceased person within the time to be determined by the audience of the joke to be too soon after his or her expiration.
by Derwin Spickler February 8, 2010
Get the Too Soon!mug. by Anigganamedbuttercup December 2, 2017
Get the soon shitmug. Too soon is used for Jokes or just in a common sentence Too soon for doing homework is commonly used or too soon for a child is kind of common in a married relationship too soon in memes are like “HAH TO SOON I ALREADY FUCKED YA MUM”
by Α January 12, 2022
Get the Too soonmug. by hugles August 4, 2010
Get the soon-ishmug. by Sc0tti5hTr14ngL3 September 16, 2018
Get the SOON™mug. adverb: Used to make someone believe you'll accomplish a task, however you have no real intention of EVER doing anything about it.
"OMG - my entire life is falling apart I need your help with ....."
"Okay - I can solve your woes .. soon-ish!"
"Okay - I can solve your woes .. soon-ish!"
by Deadweight November 11, 2014
Get the Soon-ishmug.