Snurtle

When someone so slow you can't tell if they a snail or a turtle

Cherie: " What's taking that dude so long?"

Brady: "That snurtle only moves in one speed. I'm gonna fire him."

by Super Shredder February 12, 2022

Snorklespat

A non-word word, more like a anti-non-noise noise

Snorklespat went the skibidat when it chorklebaffed on the dippydoo.

by TheUnfunnyDoofus August 14, 2023

crotch snorkle

Simulated oral sex. Or any public head to groin action. Coined by Ryan Seacrest in regards to Adam Lambert's AMA performance.

Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.

1. "Man, he knocked Tom Brady on his ass!"

"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."

2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.

by auseyre December 6, 2009

Cock-snorkle

The act of giving felacio underwater.

She was eager to get to the pool so she could passionately cock-snorkle him.

by jolie seraphina December 27, 2017

salty snorkle

When a girl is giving head underwater and the man nuts in her mouth while she is still underwater

Last Saturday I gave my girl a salty snorkle

by Wtfjr November 26, 2017

hammer snorter

A "hammer snorter" is a gay man that sucks cock while doing coke

Hey look at that gay hammer snorter!

by Battlebusdriver December 9, 2018

bread snorter

someone who snorts fine small bread crumbs for sexual pleasure

hey, did you hear that jimmy is a bread snorter

by breadsnorter December 9, 2019