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Snap Twat

A fuckwit who sends a stupid picture of themselves naked or in a compromising position to someone on Snapchat. The person who received the picture, makes a copy and posts it on YouTube where it goes viral. For the idiot who sent the picture in the first place there are two possible options suicide or emigration to somewhere where there is no internet connection.
“Malcolm sent a picture of his dick to Mary, her bloke saw it, copied it and posted it on YouTube, over 4 million hits so far.”
“I always new Malcolm was a twat, but now he’s a snap twat as well.”
by AKACroatalin December 3, 2015
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snugglingus

snugglingus — the act of snuggling gently — yet passionately — after a particularly good round of fellatio, cunnilingus, and mutually orgasmic-ly satisfying 69.

This practice is the trifecta of both sexual comfort and skill because both partners have to be equally aroused; equally determined; equally skilled in their respective acts; and, possessed of equal concentration.

This successful wanton act of pleasure has no purpose other than achieving intense orgasm from prolonged but consistent mutual stimulation; and, the results can be so good that you need a break afterwards just to get yourself together!!!!

Oh, you thought it was going to just be foreplay; but, it got so good to both of you that you spontaneously decided to order a dinner size portion of your appetizer for the main meal.

Eat up lovers; EAT UP!!!!!!
It started out as good natured mutually satisfying foreplay; but, damn if it didn’t go to prolonged and mutually satisfying 69 followed by grateful snugglingus with animated giggling conversation. Man that was some awesome sex!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023
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Snitties

Snake titties, namely one of an anthropomorphic snake of some sort.
Oh my god, Roman, stop staring at Dee’s snitties and judge the case!”

“Dee, pal, your name isn’t ‘Jealousy’, calm thy snitties.”

“Hhhng, Thomas, I’m trying to convince you to take the callback, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my snitties is distracting the judge.”
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Sns king

Definitely it's JEON JUNGKOOK ..media fans especially records..named him SNS king ...from Twitter the only person to have 4 tweets over 3 million likes ..he also have a Guinness world record the only bts member to have it.. his tiktok hashtag is the most viewed hashtag of all time...even in vlive he holds the record of the most viewed real time vlive of all time..truly and no debate he is the one and only SNS KING
Oh Jungkook is trending again..ofc what do you expect he is the SNS KING no doubt about it
by Kookerie May 19, 2021
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snyder cut

A badass DC movie, specifically known as the definitive version of the “justice league” (2017) movie that was sabotaged by WB and joss whedon

Unlike the kid friendly mcu, Zack snyder crafted a lord of the rings style epic with comic book characters that proves that Zack snyder had proper direction with where to take the story of the dceu and unlike WB, HE HAD A PLAN !!!!!!

Sure it’s not perfect, but no movie is, justice league snyder cut forever goes down in history as the moment that the fans had won

Released in March 2021 on hbo max to critical acclaim, even if you disliked man of steel and bvs, you can’t deny that the snyder cut IS MAGNIFICENT!!! Truly a comic book epic to be remembered for centuries to come

But the story’s not finished yet, we NEED TO RESTORE THE SNYDERVERSE!!!!!

All hail the snyder cut, the best dceu movie ever
Snyder cut > josstice league

The snyder cut is proof that the directors vision is superior to whatever the greedy studio had in mind

“We won, we finally got the snyder cut. Critics and audiences agree that the snyder cut is real and beautiful it is indeed”
by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022
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Snotrag

A handkerchief or tissue. It is usually applied to a handkerchief or tissue that has been used and when examined the contents make you want to puke and you wonder whether you might have snorted out brain matter, as the product is foul, disgusting and should be classed as a biohazard. The word can be used to describe someone who has the same effect on people, a vile creature who makes the skin crawl and whose presence makes falling face first into a gangrenous cowpat seem positively pleasant in comparison.
“That snotrag should be burned!”
Handkerchief or person?”
“Yes.”
by AKACroatalin June 11, 2015
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Snot Splatter

This happens when you have a severe cold or nasal infection. Your last tissue has disintegrated, your handkerchief is a congealed lump, which should be incinerated to avoid it becoming a hazard to public health, and your nose is blocking up. There is nothing for it but to blow your nose the old-fashioned way. This consists in closing each nostril in turn, with a finger, and snorting vigorously out through the other. The product of this exercise is a snot splatter. Although snot may be a misnomer as the product is usually a mixture of snot, pus and airborne detritus that makes the faecal emissions of a diseased crow’s arse seem positively pleasant in comparison.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.
I snorted out a really noxious snot splatter yesterday; I watched it for a bit to see if it moved, I think it did.
by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015
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