weiner smoker

A person who lights another persons weiner on fire and tries to smoke it, but he ends up giving head to the other person. . . Yes, this is only referring to males.

After I smoked that weiner I felt like a reaaaal weiner smoker. . . and those aren't liquie ashes on my face either.

by John Y. May 27, 2004

stress smoker

A person that only smokes when feeling a certain amount of stress.

-Why are you smoking Jeff?
-I'm stressed out about the gig.
-That means you're a stress smoker.

by BobLink July 28, 2006

chain smoker

one who smokes multiple stoges in a single sitting
the act of smoking more than one cigarette

chain smokers go through a pack a day

by WFF August 23, 2005

Turd Smoker

A smoker of turds, and such; a person who enjoys the taste of rolled feces.

Man, that JJSINC is a real turd smoker.

by thefunkyfeelone August 22, 2018

Pickle Smoker

Pickle smoker, someone who loves inhaling the smell of a big veiny, hairy cock so much that it becomes an addiction.

Guy 1: Hey, I never knew Lucas was a fag. See him with that tweaker pimp last night?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's a born and bred authentic pickle smoker.

by charlesyeetstein78 October 17, 2019

Smoker's Despair

The Definition Of Smoker's Despair- When you just light your last cigarette, proceed to take 3 to 4 hits out of it, and once you ash said cigarette...it falls into the snow.

Person 1:"Hey, what is wrong with Jesse today?"

Person 2:"Listen up and listen good. He is completely broke...was down to his last cigarette...and had some bad luck. He succumbed to Smoker's Despair.

by JcMdunDiditAgain February 14, 2012

ex-smoker

Someone who used to smoke cigarettes but has now quit.

She smoked a pack a day for 25 years, but she quit last May. Now she's an ex-smoker.

by eucalyptus trees in the sunset October 24, 2008