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weiner smoker

A person who lights another persons weiner on fire and tries to smoke it, but he ends up giving head to the other person. . . Yes, this is only referring to males.
After I smoked that weiner I felt like a reaaaal weiner smoker. . . and those aren't liquie ashes on my face either.
by John Y. May 27, 2004
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stress smoker

A person that only smokes when feeling a certain amount of stress.
-Why are you smoking Jeff?
-I'm stressed out about the gig.
-That means you're a stress smoker.
by BobLink July 28, 2006
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chain smoker

one who smokes multiple stoges in a single sitting
the act of smoking more than one cigarette
chain smokers go through a pack a day
by WFF August 23, 2005
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Pickle Smoker

Pickle smoker, someone who loves inhaling the smell of a big veiny, hairy cock so much that it becomes an addiction.
Guy 1: Hey, I never knew Lucas was a fag. See him with that tweaker pimp last night?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's a born and bred authentic pickle smoker.
by charlesyeetstein78 October 17, 2019
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toad smoker

An individual that partakes in the activity of smoking the venom of Bufo alvarius Toad.

Derogatory term.
"Betsy is a total toad smoker. She dosen't know anything."

"OMG Susan thinks she talks to spirits, she is a total toad smoker."

"Billy knows how to trans-dimensionally hi-5 the masters of the multiverse. He is such a toad smoker."

"I will kill you with my technicolor geometry, stupid toad smoker."

"Smoke toad and you will die"
by Facekiller Deadlips February 4, 2009
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Curry Smoker

When a Desi person acting crazy or the like, he is smoking curry.
Dat boy smoking curry! Look at that curry smoker!
by Jee Hizzle August 6, 2016
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Smoker's Despair

The Definition Of Smoker's Despair- When you just light your last cigarette, proceed to take 3 to 4 hits out of it, and once you ash said cigarette...it falls into the snow.
Person 1:"Hey, what is wrong with Jesse today?"

Person 2:"Listen up and listen good. He is completely broke...was down to his last cigarette...and had some bad luck. He succumbed to Smoker's Despair.
by JcMdunDiditAgain February 14, 2012
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