by Smeg head shit face April 5, 2020

by Biillaayy December 8, 2010

by Tyl3rmxkay April 25, 2019

That guy over there is smeg. He got shit on his pants "Whats that smeg coming out of my dick" Whats that smegg on your face ?
by lil smeggheadddd January 16, 2024

by Smegman63 October 7, 2021

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.
by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025

It ain't just a man thing, ya know! As well as collecting under a man's willy foreskin, smegma, otherwise known as 'smeg' is a gross, cheesy-like substance that collects between the folds of a woman labia (vaginal flaps) It is basically a collection of dead skin cells, oils and secretions, nothing sinister (though it looks it)
" Wash your flange, you dirty cow, or your smeg is gonna build up!"
"Your willy looks like a cheese shop. Go and shower your smeg off!"
"Your willy looks like a cheese shop. Go and shower your smeg off!"
by Mrs Shufflewick March 3, 2021
