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Smeg Head Shit Face

Some fat cunt asshole who wont stop being a little shit/ stupid whore.
by Smeg head shit face April 5, 2020
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Smeg

Scotland Maxwell has allot of smeg
by Biillaayy December 8, 2010
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Smeg

Hello brother, can I please have a couple inhales on your smeg
by Tyl3rmxkay April 25, 2019
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smeg

Something or someone who is disgusting or just smeggy
That guy over there is smeg. He got shit on his pants "Whats that smeg coming out of my dick" Whats that smegg on your face ?
by lil smeggheadddd January 16, 2024
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Smeg

An illegal Drug

You can either snort it or shoot it up in a needle
Measured in a skiz
Yo bro im trynna shoot up some smeg.
You got a skiz on you?
by Smegman63 October 7, 2021
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Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.
Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.
by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025
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Smeg

It ain't just a man thing, ya know! As well as collecting under a man's willy foreskin, smegma, otherwise known as 'smeg' is a gross, cheesy-like substance that collects between the folds of a woman labia (vaginal flaps) It is basically a collection of dead skin cells, oils and secretions, nothing sinister (though it looks it)
" Wash your flange, you dirty cow, or your smeg is gonna build up!"
"Your willy looks like a cheese shop. Go and shower your smeg off!"
by Mrs Shufflewick March 3, 2021
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