Smart Ass Bitch

Smart ass that has a higher than average intelligence.
Better than a dumb ass
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1) omg. your such a smart ass bitch!!!

2) I know, but that's better than being a dumb ass.

Brandy Bedford...... she is a Smart Ass Bitch, I'm going to grow up to be a smart ass bitch just like her. I wanna be the next B.B.

by Army_Wife March 26, 2013

bow-tie smart

There is regular smart and then there is bow-tie smart.

"shit, that dude is smart"
"no way man, that mother fucker is bow-tie smart!"

by I know the wigged avengers May 6, 2008

Smart Person

Someone who is intelligent. Stereotyped to be obnoxious, geeky and have no sense of humor. That isn't true. There are two types of smart, Book Smart and Street Smart.

Stranger: Hey Kid, want a piece of candy?
Street Smart Person: Thanks, but no thanks.

Teacher: What is 63 times 99?
Book Smart Person: It is 6237.

by blahbalh5567 September 4, 2010

Smart Assery

The vocabulary used to speak with consistent witicisms in a pretentious manner with intent of creating humor at the expense of the blissfully unaware.

Meg and I argued with fervent smart assery when Jacob contested the theory of evolution.

by Virginia Plath March 8, 2009

ghetto-smart

a ) (adj): neither school-smart, street-smart, nor trade-smart
b) (being)-noun: the ability to be a carrot in god's potato field in the sense that you only possess knowledge and skills that you learned in, and that are only relevant to, your ghetto neighborhood

If you grew up in certain parts of NDG, Montreal, Canada, you are probably ghetto-smart, as opposed to St Henri, where people are more street-smart and/or trade-smart

by Sexydimma January 1, 2015

Too Smart

When the average person can't compete with your level of intelligence. It's a huge turn-on for a woman to have above average intelligence

She's way too smart, how am i supposed to get her to like me?

by GOD517 May 28, 2018

Smart redneck

Does typical redneck things but will talk to you hours on end about philosophy, history and science all while drinking a case of bud light.

Smart redneck: Skeeter's the smartest redneck at the bar until he gets past 12 bud lights, then it's anybody's guess

by Smart redneck December 10, 2018