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Razvan made me feel really ugly while we were together
‘He must have a small dick!’
by hghghghghgg April 23, 2020
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A small ass dick thats more tiny then an ant
by Lloljw December 4, 2018
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Small Dick Energy

When a narcissistic male demonstrates an inflated ego (often involves aggressive, anti-social behaviour) in a self-unaware attempt to 'prove' himself to be a badass alpha male - whilst at the same time extremely sensitive to even the mildest criticism.

In typical narcissist fashion, they feel the arbitrary need to dominate others in even the most trivial debates, and their Achilles' heel is basically anything that deprives them from their I'm-right-all-the-time mindset, and will stop at nothing to bully their enemies to 'reclaim' their manliness.
I can't stand Derek. It must take some serious small dick energy for him to not know how insecure he looks when he bullies others online.
by Unknown997 March 1, 2024
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Small dick energy

People with the name eric usually have small dick energy
Small dick energy is like eric with a huge truck trying to make up for it
by Alexander men June 1, 2024
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Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.
Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!
by Profound Observations July 11, 2025
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Spanish Small Dick

When you have sexual intercourse with a quadriplegic Spanish homosexual with a small dick.
I dun’ hit the goddamn Spanish Small Dick last night, oh my days.
by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024
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