Smooze is a fungus that can attack the plastic of a My Little Pony. It looks a bit like inground dirt. Sadly it eventually spreads throughout the pony and ruins her.
by Poundpuppies4ever December 14, 2008
Get the smooze mug.1.i snoozed school today,im so cool
2.you should have been to that party last night.sorry,i snoozed.
3.omg u missed mid-terms,now u have to take them during that linkin park concert.awww man,i thought they were next week,i wish i hadnt snoozed.
2.you should have been to that party last night.sorry,i snoozed.
3.omg u missed mid-terms,now u have to take them during that linkin park concert.awww man,i thought they were next week,i wish i hadnt snoozed.
by calcy January 10, 2008
Get the snooze mug.A young, attractive male has been partying like a mother fucker for the past 2 weeks. The only time he takes off for partying is to go out for a nice big dinner. Then he proceeds to tell everyone that he has gotten only 20 minutes of sleep the past week and he needs his rest. The group then calls his ass out on it and calls him a bull-shitter. Shortly after this, he will end up clubbing for the 15th straight night.
Dis: Yo man I doubt I'm going out tonight
Nasir: Why man it's friday?
Dis: I know man it's a great night for clubbin but I only experiences the 20 minute snooze last night.
Nasir: O dude that blows, u must have had a crazy night of clubbin
Dis: Naw man I hated it and there was an incident so I had to blow off some steam.
Nasir: Why man it's friday?
Dis: I know man it's a great night for clubbin but I only experiences the 20 minute snooze last night.
Nasir: O dude that blows, u must have had a crazy night of clubbin
Dis: Naw man I hated it and there was an incident so I had to blow off some steam.
by Grinnell April 15, 2008
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Get the slooker mug.by ben newton December 21, 2006
Get the spooze mug.A shit that comes out so smoothly it hits the water without a splash. The pleasure does not end there. Said turd slides around the u-bend with such grace it hardly leaves any need to flush.
by BagBadJon November 21, 2010
Get the Slooper mug.To take a quick nap, pass the fuck out and wake up a couple hours later, or jokingly say you took a tiger snooze even though you really just fell asleep for the night (probably because you were too drunk). A tiger snooze is no longer than about 2 to maybe 3 hours, any longer than that and you really could just say you took a nap or went to fucking bed.
1.
Friend: "hey man wanna come over and chill?"
Tired Dude: "maybe in a couple hours, im gunna go home first and take a lil tiger snooze."
2.
Friend: "dude ive been tryin to call you for an hour."
Tired Dude: "sorry dude, i was takin a tiger snooze."
3.
Friend: "where in the hell did you go last night?!"
Was Tired Dude: "dude i laid down for a second to try and take a tiger snooze and thats all i remember."
Friend: "hey man wanna come over and chill?"
Tired Dude: "maybe in a couple hours, im gunna go home first and take a lil tiger snooze."
2.
Friend: "dude ive been tryin to call you for an hour."
Tired Dude: "sorry dude, i was takin a tiger snooze."
3.
Friend: "where in the hell did you go last night?!"
Was Tired Dude: "dude i laid down for a second to try and take a tiger snooze and thats all i remember."
by hotnicks88 September 14, 2010
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