When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.
Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
by tubby custard machine January 9, 2022

The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.
After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.
by RegD432 December 12, 2019

"My girlfriend gave me a Mediterranean Slip and Slide last night, it would've been better if she had used high quality EVOO though"
by Axelthered11 August 19, 2019

by Thehammiestham November 7, 2022

A softball field slathered with potatoe salad from a landscaping dump truck (macaroni salad in a pinch)
by TheRadadar July 11, 2019

by Islandfukking April 25, 2021

by Sweetjohnnyk100 June 14, 2017
