Freudian Slip and Slide

When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.
Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
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Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.
After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.
by RegD432 December 12, 2019
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When a girl deep throats after having swallowed some olive oil.
"My girlfriend gave me a Mediterranean Slip and Slide last night, it would've been better if she had used high quality EVOO though"
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Southern slang for vigorous fornication, often behind a barn or under a pecan tree.
"I heard Mary Beth and Billy Bob slipping and sliding on the pecan shells last night"
by Thehammiestham November 7, 2022
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Stanky slip n slide

A softball field slathered with potatoe salad from a landscaping dump truck (macaroni salad in a pinch)
We're setting up a stanky slip n slide for the company softball game tomorrow
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Tropical Slip and Slide

The sex act of pouring coconut oil into the vagina before intercourse.
Hey babe I'm dry down there, wanna start me off with a Tropical Slip and Slide?"
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redneck slip n slide

4 or more southern Caucasians making sweaty redneck love in a steamy sauna
Heeeyy yall come join me for a redneck slip n slide down in bama
by Sweetjohnnyk100 June 14, 2017
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