Shlong sling

Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.

Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.

by Jealous McOferrik March 6, 2008

Gershwin Sling

A man's bathing suit which tends to over accentuate his 'business' or 'package', as it were. Also known as a banana hammock.

The vision of Dave in his Gershwin sling was both breathtaking and disturbing.

by Eastern Wanderer May 18, 2009

Junk Sling

A backless version of the Half Body Thong would be the Junk Sling; A pouch for one’s Junk and an elastic or cording drawstring over the neck.

Only a few guys can feel comfortable wearing a Junk Sling to the beach.

by I'm a guy and I wear Speeods October 9, 2014

Scoop and Sling

When you cum inside of your partner and as an act of contraception, you scoop the semen out with your finger and sling it away

Nick didn’t use a condom so he did the scoop and sling

by The brown taco February 21, 2019

sling frog

heroesque attachment while drunk ( like the neon colored jungle frogs)

jumping up and attaching to a pole would be considering sling frogging as apposed to being sober and falling would be considerd stupidity

by dirty g man January 16, 2009

Sling Thot

(Noun) The one drunk girl at the party who throws herself at the first guy she sees.

Guy 1: "Dude, I saw Ashley at Mike's party! Showed up drunk as hell, made a beeline towards the first guy she saw! Started grindin on him immediately."

Guy 2: "Fuck, man. I knew she was a bit of a thot, but she's a straight - up sling thot."

by rocket_shelter December 9, 2017

Titty Sling

a bra

at the end of the day nothing feels better than ripping off the ol titty sling

by ranbamfam June 12, 2018