Jack: Aye I heard ye like Tony!
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?
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Get the face like a slapped arse mug.Guy 1: Dude I just slapped the monkey with Gina last night!
Guy 2: You mean you slept with her?
Guy 1: Yeah!
Guy 2: You mean you slept with her?
Guy 1: Yeah!
by Allie222 April 13, 2008
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Faker is He-Man's snappledragon.
by willfastcore February 6, 2010
Get the snappledragon mug.Elliot's friends stuck him with the bill. He got slapped in the sack.
Clayton and Steve mercilessly teased Kevin. They were slapping his sack.
Adam got ganked in the river. His sack got slapped.
Clayton and Steve mercilessly teased Kevin. They were slapping his sack.
Adam got ganked in the river. His sack got slapped.
by Brutallatops, the Magician. June 28, 2011
Get the Slapped in the sack. mug.To slap your salami is to whip out your salami and then get a nice,wet ,strong, slippery, moist grip on it and slide your hand up and down to the beat of "We are number one" until you see mayonaise come out the tip then spread it across your burger buns and ram your salami meat in the bun slot in the middle add condiments on top and put it deep and deeper down your nice, wet, moist throat until more mayonnaise comes out.
by BobbyRandyRoss May 18, 2017
Get the Slapped Salami mug.John - Your the stupidest biatch I have ever seen Bob
Bob - Not as stupid as that condom on your head that call a hat
John - (Cries and runs home to his mom)
Bob - Get swag slapped queer!
Bob - Not as stupid as that condom on your head that call a hat
John - (Cries and runs home to his mom)
Bob - Get swag slapped queer!
by The best swag slapper ever June 23, 2011
Get the swag slapped mug.when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.
Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..
by Silacious Krumb September 25, 2009
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