Slack ass Mofo's

Slack arse whores who stay on break all day and hardly ever take any calls.

"Look at Eddy, Aubrey, Ian, Simmo, Brennan, Spada, Bartley, Connolly and Tristian. They are a bunch of slack ass Mofo's today."

"What you talking about fool, they is always a bunch of slack ass mofos".

by Justin Kerwin May 15, 2005

Slack Alice

A derogatary term for a female. It means the female is a slut and her vagina is rather slack because of all the cock she's had.

''many pumpings did you get last night Slack Alice? Dirty slag.''

''aye see that burd over there? Shes a Slack Alice.''

by JuanRodriguez67 October 21, 2012

Slack Squidge

The act of frigging a chick off with your fingers/hand from outside her trousers. Usually takes place during a 'Jean Squeeze'.

Dude #1 - So how far did you get with her?
Dude #2 - Not very, just a little slack squidge.

by Jager Steve October 11, 2007

Slack Ass

An extremely lazy HR Manager of Nigerian extraction. Often to be found 'skulking' in others offices, blaming others for her own failings, abdicating all responsibility to poorly trained office juniors.

"Jesus! Where's that fucking Slack Ass bitch hiding today?"

Slack Ass

by Graham Herbert December 11, 2008

Slack Monkey

Someone (usually a co-worker) who is both managing to sit around and do nothing that they are supposed to and simultaneously annoy and piss off everyone around them with ridiculous antics. (i.e. tell stupid jokes, throw things.)

Fucking Dan dude, he's being a total slack monkey while we're having to do his paperwork.

by TayRex April 17, 2010

Slack Shway

intentionally setting up your office environment so that no one can see what is really on your computer screen.

Thanks to his great slack shway, when the boss poked her head in his office to tell him how terrific he was doing, she could not see the derogatory comments about her on facebook.

by SuperRickStar August 23, 2011

slack water

Water that originates in the upper region of a pair of slacks and which then flows down to the cuffs, the socks, the shoes, and eventually pooling on the floor or patio. Although it is not well understood what triggers this flow it is widely surmised that anxiety, too much liquid intake, too small of bladder capacity, or lack of accessible toilet facilities may contribute to this startling 'wonder of nature'.

The makers of the personal hygiene product Depend® Fitted Maximum Protection Briefs for Men approve of this definition.

I've heard that it was slack water on her uncle's veranda in Venezuela along the Orinoco that inspired Enya.

by gotwood4sale May 13, 2014