simmertry

Equal slow-cooking of all da pots of food in a batch.

Da word "simmertry" can also refer to all da folks in a given locale's being equally "steamed" about whatever undesirable situation is present there.

by QuacksO November 5, 2023

simmersome

The act of entertaining multiple trains of thought in hopes that their amalgamation leads to a unique idea—similar to the phrase 'sleep on it'.

Person 1: Any of these strategies appeal to you?
Person 2: Too early to tell, I'll get back to you after I simmersome.

by StreetNight February 21, 2025

Sammering

The art of jerking off your brother, but stopping right before completion, also know as gay incest edging

Mr. Bell went home that day and began passionately sammering his brother.

by ukwho August 3, 2025

Simmeron

Da infamously-awful "compact Cadillac" sedan dat everyone who bought one was majorly steamed about.

When all was said and done, da Cadillac Simmeron was just a non-luxury sedan dat was sold at a much-higher price than its Chevy counterpart.

by QuacksO October 19, 2025

Simerio

(noun)
A surreal, unsettling feeling where the world suddenly seems “off,” unreal, or slightly distorted — like a mix of déjà vu, derealization, and emotional disconnect.
Simerio is that moment when everything feels familiar but wrong at the same time, leaving you unsure if you’re fully present or stuck between two versions of reality.

Examples:

“Walking down the empty hallway at night gave me major Simerio.”

“I randomly got hit with Simerio in the middle of class and everything felt unreal for a second.”

“You ever get that weird foggy feeling where life glitches? That’s Simerio.”

by GabzSkatez November 14, 2025

Shimmerize

to make a thing shiny

I shimmerized the car

by HuysChannel89 January 21, 2026

Ryan Simmerman

An annoying child, which still gets the ladies.

Look Ryan Simmerman cheated on Nelly Garcia!

by Tommy_is_suck April 7, 2019